Clemson 7 - 0 S. Carolina (13:10 left in 1st quarter)

Easy as pie. The Tigers take the opening kickoff and drive 73 yards on four plays, the last of which was a 45-yd touchdown pass. ESPN2 -- which is supposed to televise this game -- is still showing the end of Maryland's victory over North Carolina State (another team that constantly underperforms) and the Tigers have already taken the lead.